The new JOpants are in!

JOpants are back with a variety of all new quality products. With this batch we got:

JackinJoggers - The original JOpants Joggers, now made with 100% cotton fleece in black and gray. These are essentially the same design / fit as the original JackinJoggers with tapered legs and ankle cuffs. 

JerkinJams - Pajama Pants, now made with 100% cotton fleece in black and gray. JerkinJams are the same cotton fleece as the joggers, however they are different in that they have straight legs with no cuff at the ankle.  

and our new product...

StrokinShorts - regular shorts (black) and cargo shorts (gray), made with 100% cotton French twill (smooth combed cotton).  I only produced a very small amount of these to test the market and see if there is a demand. This may be the only opportunity to buy them. I've received a quite a few requests for shorts, and I personally have always felt the need for them, because when the weather is hot, joggers and PJs are way too warm to wear. Some people use these clothes mostly for the plausible deniability factor. If you have roommates, or often jack off when someone is home, and need a quick way to cover up and hide your junk when someone walks in, StrokinShorts are an excellent solution to never get caught with your pants down.

Some more general info:

All products have a sizing chart. Please make sure you look at it to confirm you are buying the correct size. Please note that if you want to exchange for a different size, you will have to pay for postage and a $10 restocking fee. If you have any doubts about what size will fit, SIZE UP! You can always tighten the waist using the drawstring if the waist is too big.

We now carry 3XL!

Judging from past sales, it has become apparent that neutral solid colors seem to be preferred by the majority of people, so that's why I made everything in just black and gray this time. Those colors also seem to be the most incognito, for they don't draw any unwanted attention.

All these products are made in the USA with natural sustainable materials.

Please also read: This may be the last go for JOpants. 

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